What’s 6’4” with long blonde hair, Double-D breasts, 34” legs, and a 26 inch waist?  Answer- Nothing that God came up with on his own!

So is it fair to compare a transsexual woman to a bio-woman?  Or should we just agree that Tranny Fashion is something completely different from what a Natural Born Woman (NBW) can get away with?  Maybe they inspire each other, or maybe they should stick to their own corners in the boxing ring of fashion.

First of all, I am in awe of Trannies and would love to have one on my arm when I go out for a big night on the town.  I think it takes a hell of a man, and a very strong woman to make the decision to cross over to the other side.  But when I talk about “Trannies” I am referring to the ones that have had a few enhancements and actually put themselves out in the public eye to live a life of complete “Fierceness.”  6-inch heels, slinky skin-tight dress, legs for days, perfectly coifed hair and make-up, with a true sense of Diva that causes men to step out of their paths as they walk through the room. 
This is not to be confused with “Drag Queens” who are gays in frocks, or to “Cross-dressers” which are the married ones that live in small towns where they sneak out after midnight in their wife’s flower printed dress with bad make-up and a Duane Reade Halloween wig to live a secretive life of underground womandom.  Good for all of them for acting on who they truly are…but that’s not the arm candy I am talking about today.

Trannies rule the world, or at least they think they do, so their fashion must say “Everybody look at me because I’m Headlining Life.”  I haven’t known many that just try to blend into the crowd.  NBW’s don’t necessarily want to put on a show, so their fashion choices should be more subtle than Trannies.  And by subtle I mean their sequined ball gown shouldn’t have a slit up the front to their belly-button, and cleavage down to just above their belly-button.  Basically all sorts of “bulls-eye” belly-buttoning tarkets are bad! I personally think that where 9 out of 10 Trannies can pull this look off, a NBW might just look like a whore.

Tranny trends tend to be extreme.  Maybe this has something to do with putting a man’s ego into a woman’s body.  If you look to the wild kingdom you’ll see that male animals are usually more vibrant and bold in order to attract a mate.  The male peacock is a rainbow of colors with his chest puffed out, exuding an aire of confidence.  Maybe NBW’s aren’t egotistical enough to pull off the same styles as a Non-NBW.  So maybe Tranny Fierceness is biological and they really do have the “Balls” to pull it off.

I’m not saying that NBW’s shouldn’t dress in Tranny fashion, I’m just saying that it takes guts to do it right.  So ladies, if you have the Cojones to snip, snap, tuck, and tape, then do yourself up and hit the town in your sluttiest sequined gown, 6-inch stripper heels, and Diva confidence.  Just remember that you may be mistaken for a Man.

-Stephen Brennan